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What is the best selling snack food in the U.S. and Canada? ANSWER: Fritos
There are 673,000,000 of these in the United States and Morning Animal Kevin Phillips talks about them between 50 and 100 times a morning. What is it? ANSWER: Phone numbers
According to a recent survey, the I-Phone is the 8th greatest invention. What is #1? ANSWER: The wheel
19% of all women say they would sacrafice what if they could have a better body? ANSWER: A Pay Raise
Two of what toys are purchased every second in the world? ANSWER: Barbies
One in five men sing in the shower. What is the most popular song they sing? ANSWER: Roxanne
Nearly 15% of men have cooked what stupid meal for a woman on their first date? ANSWER: A frozen dinner
Nearly 1/4th of all women keep what in their glove box? ANSWER: A spare pair of undies
Which celebrity told Glamour Magazine that she doesn't know how to cook anything but cupcakes? ANSWER: Katie Holmes
The average male spends 9 minutes and 34 seconds a week doing what? ANSWER: Shopping
What grosses out 36% of co-workers? ANSWER: Other workers being barefoot
If a woman has what, she will look seven pounds lighter? ANSWER: A Tan
54% of women are more likely to date a man who owns what? ANSWER: An I-Phone
If the baseball playing doctor from Chisholm, Mn. married Uncle Kracker, what would his name be? ANSWER: Moonlight Graham Kracker
22% of all golfers would give up what to have the perfect swing? ANSWER: Their hair
64% of U.S. businesses have banned what? ANSWER: Wearing flip-flops
Which U.S. President made it a permanent law that the 3rd Sunday in June would be observed as Father's Day? ANSWER: Nixon
The world's largest Lite-Brite creation was made to look like what? ANSWER: The Last Supper
What did we all learn in grade school, that 89% of women can't do today? ANSWER: Read Roman numerals
Experts believe that women spend 170 hours per year doing what? ANSWER: Deciding what to wear
Nearly 1/4 of married couples can't remember what about their wedding? ANSWER: Their song
What are the top two excuses people use when getting pulled over by the cops? ANSWER: I don't know the speed limit and I have to go to the bathroom.
According to the DOC, what is favorite TV show of prison inmates? ANSWER: Jerry Springer
90% of moms have done this to their child when it comes to dicipline. What? ANSWER: counted to 3
More than half of all women do what in the bathroom every morning? ANSWER: Listen to the radio
What is the most profitable food item sold in America? ANWERS: Pet food
According to Parent's Magazine, the majority of teenagers say that Dad is a better choice than Mom when it comes to what? ANWSWER: Teaching them to drive
What is the worst selling Ben And Jerry's Ice Cream flavor of all time? ANSWER: Ketchup
According to CNN.com, in an economic sign of the times, more women than ever are doing what? ANSWER: Robbing Banks
According to USA Today, a bad economy has meant great business for what occupation? ANSWER: Psychics
25% of families fight about who has to do what chore at home? ANSWER: Mow the lawn
People spend more money on cloudy days than sunny days on what? ANSWER: Lottery Tickets
More than 40% of mom's actually follow what rule of the house? ANSWER: Clean your plate or your going to bed
44% of all people describe themselves as "excellent" at what? ANSWER: Dancing
74% of Americans say they do what everytime they eat? ANSWER: Watch TV
The typical driver will do something 15,250 times in their life. What? ANSWER: Honk the horn
78% of Americans say at one time or another they've forgotten what? ANSWER: Where they parked
According to Car And Driver Magazine, when it comes to selecting a new car, what is the #1 thing couples fight about? ANSWER: The size of the cup holder
1 in 5 people admit to doing what in someone else's bathroom? ANSWER: Changing the way the toilet paper hangs
You are 10 times more likely to be bitten by something besides a rat. What? ANSWER: Another person
According to Consumer Reports, what food has a 900% mark up? ANSWER: Movie popcorn
The guy who played Dauber on the TV Show "Coach" is now the voice for what cartoon charactor? ANSWER: Patrick Starfish from Sponge Bob Square Pants
On average, a man will do what six times on a first date? ANSWER: Lie
Sales of what have increased by 20% in the past year? ANSWER: Snow Boards
A man and a woman hold the world record for doing something for 67 years. Doing what? ANSWER: Being engaged
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, 3 out of 5 members of the Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame have what in common? ANSWER: Hearing loss
According to Parent Magazine, 90% of kids will eat this, but only 10% of adults will eat it. Eat what? ANSWER: Snow
Accoring to People Magazine, 21% of all Americans are afraid of what? ANSWER: Clowns
"Up" is only the 2nd animated film in history to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. What was the 1st animated movie to be nominated? ANSWER: "Beauty And The Beast"
82% of Americans are reluctant to discuss what? ANSWER: Their credit card debt
What two Acadedy Award winning actors were regulars on The Electric Company? ANSWER: Morgan Freeman and Rita Moreno
Name all eight American Idol Runner Ups in order: ANSWER: Justin Guarini, Clay Aiken, Diana DeGarmo, Bo Bice, Katharine McPhee, Blake Lewis, David Archuleta, Adam Lambert
Name all eight American Idol winners in order: ANSWER: Kelly Clarkson, Reuben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, Kris Allen
If you're average, you'll do this 35,000 times in your lifetime. Odds are, if you do this, you'll do it several times in a row. What is it? ANSWER: Eat a cookie
What did Spalding Smails eat while he was playing golf? ANSWER: Boogers
What food couldn't Aunt Bea make to save her life? ANSWER: Pickles
The word "news" is actually an acronym for what? ANSWER: North, East, West, South
What do these words have in common? Burn Out, Bongo, Donuts, Porky, Sqeaky, Puffy and Cotton Ears? ANSWER: They were nicknames of people from Kevin Phillips' home town.
What did Mater say when he found out that Lightin' McQueen wanted to go to California to win the Piston Cup? ANSWER: He did what in his cup?
What two pro football Hall Of Famer's are Facebook Friends with Morning Animal Kevin Phillips? Carl Eller & Fran Tarkenton
What does Frosty The Snowman say when he comes to life? ANSWER: Happy Birthday!
What was the dog's name on "How The Grinch Stole Chrismtas"? ANSWER: Max
What did the Red Baron say to Snoopy when he forced him to land behind enemy lines? ANSWER: Merry Christmas Mein Friend
Who was the voice of Santa Claus in "The Polar Express"? ANSWER: Tom Hanks
Who was the voice of the snowman in "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer? ANSWER: Burl Ives
Who was the first Boy Scout to become a U.S. President? ANSWER: John F. Kennedy
What dead singer performed at the White House for president's Ford, Cater, REagan, Bush and Clinton? ANSWER: Tammy Wynette
Kevin Phillips went to a Grade School in North Dakota that was named after what President? ANSWER: Roosevelt
What went from 48 to 64 in 1958? ANSWER: The number Crayola Crayons in a box.
What local "celebrity" became Kevin Phillips' 300th Facebook friend? ANSWER: TV's Mike Modrick
What property on a Monoopoly game board saw its real-life counterpart wiped out to make way for a parking lot? ANSWER: St Charles Place
Whose relationship with Jennifer Lopez was mocked in the South Park episode called "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"? ANSWER: Ben Affleck
In the making of "Raiders Of The Lost Ark", producers needed 8,000 what to make the movie? ANSWER: Snakes
What novel did Universal Studios pay MIchael Crichton $2 million for before it was even published? ANSWER: Juassic Park
Who was the only fictional character in Time Magazine's list of the 100 most influential people? ANSWER: Bart Simpson (doh)
What song topped the pop charts in 1976 adn then again in 1992? ANSWER: Bohemian Rhapsody
What movie held the all-time box office record until "Star Wars" came along? ANSWER: Jaws
Whose bust disguises Batman's phone? ANSWER: Shakespeare
What band was once known as "Twisted Kite" and "Slut Bank"? ANSWER: R.E.M.
Who turned down the role of Danny Zukko in "Grease" for fear of being typecast? ANSWER: Henry Winkler
After the front page, what is the next most read section in the Sunday paper? ANSWER: Coupon Inserts
After Wal-Mart and Best Buy, which company is the country's 3rd largest seller of music? ANSWER: iTunes
What band, or musical act, has Kevin Phillips seen in-concert the most? ANSWER: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (8 times)
After oil, what is the most traded commodity in the world? ANSWER: Coffee
Liver is America's most disliked food. What's #2? ANSWER: Lima Beans
What is Judge Smails' first name on Caddyshack? ANSWER: Elihue
According to Kevin Phillips' wife, what is the most boring children's show to ever appear on tv? ANSWER: Theadore Tugboat
What two famous disc jockeys did Kevin Phillips spend a day with? ANSWER: Casey Kasem and Wolfman Jack
What dead rock star was born in Zanzabar? ANSWER: Freddie Mercury
Americans take more pictures at what event than any other event? ANSWER: Car Races
29% of adults said what was their worst memory from school? ANSWER: Gym Class
Having one of these adds seven hours of housework to the average woman's week. Having one of what? ANSWER: a husband
In a survey of divorced women, 30% said the best part about being single again is what? ANSWER: Control of the tv
Name all the states that border North Dakota. ANSWER: South Dakota, Minnesota, Montana
Name all the states that border South Dakota. ANSWER: North Dakota, Minnesota, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska & Iowa
On average, it will cost you 25 million dollars to replace what on your body? ANSWER: Everything that is replacable.
From "The Wonder Pets", what's gonna work? ANSWER: Teamwork
What is a "Lemon 80"? ANSWER: It's the nickname of an M-880 Military Pick-Up Truck
Who said "I am too young to do everything that I've done?" ANSWER: Bill Clinton
What kind of underwear did King Arthur's Knights wear? ANSWER: Leather
What was the original name of Rapid City? ANSWER: Hay Camp
What polka legend has the same first name as one of the hosts of The View? Whoopie John
Name all nine characters from The Adams Family: ANSWER: Gomez, Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley, Mamah, Uncle Fester, Lurch, Thing, Cousin It
Can you name all of the Jonas Brothers? ANSWER: Kevin(Paul), Joe, Nick and Frankie
Who was Pee Wee Herman's truck drivin' buddy? ANSWER: Large Marge
What did Dr. Detroit call Mom? ANSWER: Love Chunks
Who won the first World Series? ANSWER: Boston
Who won the 2008 World Series? ANSWER: Philadelphia
Who won the 1994 World Series? ANSWER: No one, it was a strike year
Who won the 1984 World Series? ANSWER: Detroit Tigers
What is the #1 item that vets remove from a dog's stomach? ANSWER: Women's panties
What kind of car did Starsky and Hutch drive? ANSWER: A Gran Torino
30 million what get lost each year? ANSWER: Pieces of luggage
The longest game took 1,680 hours or over 60 days. What game? ANSWER: Monopoly
24% of men say the one's they own are five years old. What are? ANSWER: underwear
What word, which has been in the news a lot lately, has Kevin Phillips never said on Magic 93.9, and never will? ANSWER: Octomom
According to Pedre Cerrano, who can't hit a curve ball? ANSWER: Jesus (From the movie "Major League")
68% of men say they wouldn't be caught dead at what event? ANSWER: A Bridel Show
What Academy Award winning actor's first role was as an extra on "Little House On The Prairie"? ANSWER: Sean Penn
Which hard luck actor turned down the roles of Elliot Ness in The Untouchables, Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop, Tom Cruise's role in Rainman, Nick Nolte's part in 48 Hours and John Travolta's role in Pulp Fiction? ANSWER: Mickey Rourke
The average one of what loses about $250 per year? ANSWER: Bank Teller
It's estimated that 550 million of these are sold every year in the USA. That's one every 17 seconds. One what? ANSWER: Big Macs
50% of all American women say they got something when they were a little girl and still have it today. What? ANSWER: A nickname
What are SCMODS? ANSWER: State, County, Municipal, Offender, Data, System (From The Blues Brothers Movie)
What two items did Kevin Phillips buy at the Stock Show? One was leather, one was metal. ANSWER: A cow bell and a belt
the audio clip we air after "You Can't Win" is a woman saying "You Can't Win!" What movie is that from? ANSWER: Rocky IV
According to a recent survey, what's the most annoying thing you can ask your spouse on a cell phone call? ANSWER: Where are you?
What was Ricardo Montalban's favorite leather? ANSWER: Corinthian
Whare are President's Bush's daughter's names? ANSWER: Laura and Jenna
What are Barack Obama's children's names? ANSWER: Sasha and Malia
You will pass these all morning long and the average one is 24 years old. What is it? ANSWER: Telephone poles
The average American spends 95% of their day doing what? ANSWER: Sitting on their butt
Nearly 40% of women shared or borrowed something from a friend last year. What was it? ANSWER: Perscription Medicine
People who do what at work think they're perceived as being more important than they really are? ANSWER: Walk fast
You have one of these on you right now that you haven't used in nine months. What? ANSWER: A key
Who is Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer's girlfriend? ANSWER: Clarice
Who used the word "holy" 370 times in 370 different ways on tv? ANSWER: Robin from Batman
Randy Watson was the lead singer for what band? ANSWER: Sexual Chocolate
A 64 year old was the oldest passenger on what? ANSWER: The Mayflower
90% of teenagers have never used what? ANSWER: a postage stamp
Who played at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance at Hill Valley High? ANSWER: Chuck Berry's cousin Marvin
What gets six inches per gallon? ANSWER: A cruise ship
81% of married women say they alone make the decision to purchase what? ANSWER: Brand of toilet paper
13% of Americans, mostly men, have done what at least once in their lifetime? ANSWER: Spent a night in jail
One out of three people cant' do what with their bodies? ANSWER: Snap their fingers
The average woman has four of these but only uses two. What? ANSWER: Bottles of perfume
The average American does what 804 hours every year? ANSWER: work
One out of six Americans has what? ANSWER: Blue Eyes
If you are over the age of 50, you will likely never eat one of what again? ANSWER:Pop Tarts
In your home, the average age of one of what is 2 1/2 years? ANSWER: Salad Dressing
48% of people have what happen to them in bed? ANSWER: They can't sleep because of a snoring partner
You will consume 2 1/2 gallons of what in your lifetime? ANSWER: Pool Water
Five percent of boys did what at their prom this year? ANSWER: Split their pants
More than 800,000 people in America needed emergency care last year because of injuries related to what? ANSWER: Riding lawn mowers
58% of Americans want something in their car that they have in their house. What is it? ANSWER: A Microwave
This used to be a common feature in cars and trucks but today not one of them is made with what? ANSWER: Foot operated dimmer switch
Every year 800 million dollars worth of what are lost? ANSWER: Golf Balls
The average woman does what three times a day? ANSWER: Apply lipstick
The average woman has 163 what? ANSWER: Pounds
20% of Americans have never done what? ANSWER: Use the internet
Americans discard over 350,000 of what everyday? ANSWER: Cell Phones
More than 1/3 of Americans admit they do what with their feet? ANSWER: Flush a public toilet
One in 2000 babies are born with what? ANSWER: A tooth
What will happen to 20 million Americans today? ANSWER: They'll get a headache
The girl who is the voice of Velma on "What's New Scooby Doo" was also on what TV sitcom? ANSWER: The Facts Of Life (Mindy Cohn)
What is the slogan for Gettysburg, SD? ANSWER: Where the Battle Wasn't
Kevin Phillips once went on a blind date with a relative of what music legend? ANSWER: Lawrence Welk
Who was the first guest host on Saturday Night Live? ANSWER: George Carlin
40% of men believe that women should not do this, but 29% of women disagree. Do what? ANSWER: Mow the lawn
Here are the latest questions and answers--
The average woman has 37 what? ANSWER: Items in her purse
The longest one of what is 4 7/8 inches long? ANSWER: leg hair (ewww)
Everday, here on planet earth, one half of hte entire population eats what? ANSWER: Rice
Experts say we get better at what after we reach the age of 35? ANSWER: Speling
Enough of these are sold in America, every year, so that every man, woman and child could have 40 of these. 40 what? ANSWER: Donuts
What one person receives more mail than any other person in the world? ANSWER: The Pope
What was the favorite cookie of the Wicked Witch's Army on The Wizard Of Oz? ANSWER: Oreo's
On the TV show "Friends", what did Phoebe think the lyrics were when she sang "Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer"? ANSWER: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
49% of people will try this once on an airplane, but only 29% of those ever succeed. Doing What? ANSWER: Look for their house
What is the most frequently told lie in the workplace? ANSWER: He or she is in a meeting
What did the two women who escaped from prison call Barney Fife when they kidnapped Barney and Floyd the Barber on the Andy Griffith show? ANSWER: Al (Floyd started calling Al too.)
Sales of what doubled in 2007 and are expected to double again in 2008? ANSWER: GPS Systems
The average American household has 15 what? ANSWER: cookbooks
According to Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ANSWER: three
What was Kevin Phillips' high school mascot called? ANSWER: Rangers
What singer never gave an encore? ANSWER: Elvis
The U.S. has never lost a war in which what were used? ANSWER: Mules
Franklin Pierce was the first US President to bring what into The White House? ANSWER: A Christmas Tree
What famous singer did Paul McCartney turn down when that singer asked Sir Paul if he wanted to jump in the sack? ANSWER: Little Richard
What is the biggest selling frozen veggie in the world? ANSWER: French Fried Potatoes
What giant of a man turns 80 in 2008? ANSWER: The Jolly Green Giant
The tango originated as a practice dance for what? ANSWER: Two men
Who took only four sandwiches with him on one of the world's most famous trips? ANSWER: Charles Lindbergh
What fruit is grown more than any other fruit worldwide? ANSWER; Grapes
What can live up to two weeks buried in snow? ANSWER: Sheep
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Whitney Houston, Burt Reynolds, Eric Clapton, Sylvester Stalone, Jon Bon Jovi, Wynonna Judd, George Clooney, Bruce Willis, Kurt Russell and Elvis all own, or owned what? ANSWERS: Harleys
Thomas Edison was afraid of what? ANSWER: THE Dark
Who is the largest toy distributer in the world? ANSWER: McDonalds
The average woman wears six pounds of what during her lifetime? ANSWER: lipstick
What did Paul McCartney and Robin Williams learn to do as adults? ANSWER: Swim
Who's measurements are 27-20-32? ANSWER: Miss Piggy
What company is Africa's largest private sector employer? ANSWER: Coca-Cola
Why didn't Puffs Tissues sell in Germany? ANSWER: In German, Puffs means bordello.
What circus job did W.C.Fields once have? ANSWER: Elephant pooper scooper
What circus job did Christopher Walken once have? ANSWER: Assistant Lion Tamer
What award did Rosie O'Donnell receive in high school? ANSWER: Homecoming Queen
Lipstick contains what "odd" ingredient? ANSWER: Fish scales
One out of every 200 women have an extra what? ANSWER: Nipple
What football Hall Of Fame quarterback is part Sioux Indian? ANSWER: Joe Montana
Who was named after a farting problem? ANSWER: Whoopie Goldberg
What famous actor was kicked out of 14 schools in 11 years? ANSWER: Sylvester Stallone
Who was the first baby born on Canada's centennial Independence Day? ANSWER: Pamela Anderson
What did Beethoven do everytime he sat down to write music? ANSWER: He poured cold water over his head.
Who was in "Satan's Bed"? ANSWER: Yoko Ono
What music legend's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles? ANSWER: John Lennon
What is Kevin Phillips' all-time favorite Christmas song? ANSWER: "Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy" by Buck Owens